Had to share! I stole these from someone else online. Hilarious, I tell you!
Did you hear about the biologist who had twins? She baptized one and kept the other as a control!
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.
Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
Q:What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
A:A KNiFe.
Q:What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking?
A:In Chemistry,you should never lick the spoon.
Q. What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
A. Barium.
2 comments:
OMG, I can't get past the first one. That is hilarious! And so scientific!
The "one molar solution" made me laugh out loud!
I love being a geek. :)
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